What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 27.06.2025 01:37

Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Which country of the world has the largest business network?
Nuts and Butts
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Everyone loved it.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Still no good
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Are there any industries or sectors where ChatGPT is particularly well-suited for implementation?
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
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share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No, not a chance
What's an underrated/unknown novel or series that you think deserves more attention?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Is Elon Musk an actual genius, or is he surrounded by people smarter than him?
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
Then came..
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