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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 01:37

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Another attempt resulted in ...

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Which country of the world has the largest business network?

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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They put up a sign reading

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Everyone loved it.

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Just Forget it!

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Still no good

Loons and Moons

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Unacceptable again!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Are there any industries or sectors where ChatGPT is particularly well-suited for implementation?

Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why would the state lie about the Earth's shape? We know that it's flat, but why do they lie and tell us that it is a sphere?

So they tried

Thumbs down again.

Minds and Behinds

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share office space ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No, not a chance

What's an underrated/unknown novel or series that you think deserves more attention?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Next, they tried...

Is Elon Musk an actual genius, or is he surrounded by people smarter than him?

Catatonics & High Colonics

No go.

Then came..

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